" seaman "

 [ "seaman" ]

1: one who serves in the navy

  * e.g.,  ... Don't have sex with those seamen, you know they go from port to port. 

 [ "seaman" ]

1: Possibly the worst super hero name ever

  * e.g.,  ... The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb 

 [ "seaman" ]

1: The name of Lewis and Clark's dog, who was eaten during the expedition.

  * e.g.,  ... When the expedition went over the Bitterroot Mountains, they became so hungry they had to eat Seaman. 

 [ "seaman" ]

1: Masking. Word "semen" getting typed as Seaman.

  * e.g.,  ... Paul, Go back to drinking seaman from your transsexual daddies spitune. 

 [ "seaman" ]

1: one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.

  * e.g.,  ... did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her? 

 [ "seaman" ]

1: to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!! 

 [ "Seaman" ]

1: A Sega Dreamcast video game created by Yoot Saito released in the year 2000 in which the player keeps and evolving Egyptian carp with a human face and an antennae that eventually evolves into a frog with a human face and an antennae. The palyer is able to interract with the creature by talking to it with a microphone.

  * e.g.,  ... Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome. 

 [ "Seaman" ]

1: David Seaman, also known as the former Arsenal goalkeeper. Only worth noting in this dictionary because of his surname.

  * e.g.,  ... Eugene: Andric, you are BoSnIcH 

 [ "ryan seaman" ]

1: Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck 

 [ "Seaman's Fingers" ]

1: The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

  * e.g.,  ... I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.