" sailor "

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1: Someone who uses profanity often in their speech; especially when angered or in a bad mood.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend Randy's a sailor. You should see him when he plays golf: "That fuckin' golf ball just won't fuckin' get in that fuckin' hole!" 

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1: What hookers often call a potential customer.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey sailor, looking for a good time? 

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1:  A hard working member of the United States Navy

  * e.g.,  ... "see him? that's the 8th girl tonight, what a sailor!" 

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2:  Accused of being gay by faggot ass Marine and Army soldiers (see also bullet sponge)

  * e.g.,  ... "my friend joe just worked a 48 hour day, what a sailor" 

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3:  Persons who after spending much time at sea sleep with women in many different ports (see also prostitutes)

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4:  someone who gets more tail than anyone could possibly imagine

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1: A person who sails the oceans. This word is used to replace the word "seaman", the latter word sounding suspiciously like a certain viscous bodily fluid.

  * e.g.,  ... Uh, John, don't call Mr. Davidenko a "seaman", call him a "sailor". "Seaman" doesn't sound so nice. 

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1: A codeword for a common "whore". Good for when you're with you're girlfriends/gay friends and that individual "whore" is acting quite "whorish."

  * e.g.,  ... That sailor! Oh no she DI-IN'T!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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1: A man who likes to rock the boat with other men.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at the silly sailor, he is exposing himself to little boys. 

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1: *A navy personnel.

  * e.g.,  ... "Arr, thee see be in my blood says I..." 

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2: *A popular hack referring to a homosexual.

  * e.g.,  ... "What're you doing looking up gay porn?! That was a pic of a guy hugging a sailor!" 

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3: On a sidenote, sailors are often the opponents of their fellow marines. ^_^

  * e.g.,  ... "Ok, navymen don't really sound like pirates....it's called a sense of humor!! Don'tchu get it?! *sniff* " 

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1: Another word for faggot or fag. Word commonly used by skaters. Used as an insult, and not usually used to describe an actual gay person.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris is a sailor. 

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1: The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland. Modern day sailors leave wakes of dead bodies or smoldering craters wherever they go. They are sneaky sons of bitches, and usually the only thing that lets you know they are present is the earsplitting howl of an incoming tomahawk missile, or the cold steel of an oil-slick blade slicing through your throat. Rumor has it that sailors are rowdy drunks. This is absolutely true. No other branch of the service can stand up to the fury of a US sailor's binge drinking. The Coast Guard spills their wine, the Air Force wets themselves, the Army passes out, and the Marine Corps bitterly sit alone at the bar muttering bad gay jokes to themselves. There is a rivalry between the US Marine Corps and the US Navy. This is the result of the quantity of beautiful exotic women that sailors make love to every time they pull into a foreign port. The Marines are jealous of this, because they only get to fuck Ali-Babba and his goats. There are no fine women out in the desert. The Marines spread lies about sailors, calling them cowardly or homosexual, but never to their faces, that is unwise. Don't fuck with US Navy Sailors. HONOR, COURAGE, COMMITMENT.

  * e.g.,  ... Foreigner one: Hey! An American warship ship just pulled into port! Foreigner two: Oh shit, sailors! Hide the women and the booze! 

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2: HOOYA NAVY

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1: verb. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight? Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies… Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum...