" cleanses "

 [ "cleansing" ]

1: The hangover remedy involving the acts of drinking large amounts of liquid, and vomiting it all out in a routinely matter. Involves multiple repetitions to achieve a successful cleanse.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I drank way too much last night. I better start cleansing now to get rid of this hangover." "Dude, that's like your fourth trip to the bathroom this morning? What the hell are you doing in there?" 

 [ "Cleansing" ]

1: Taking a laxative with any form of spicy food.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: I'm cleansing this weekend so don't clean the toilet. 

 [ "Cleansing" ]

1: The act of throwing up when drinking alcohol and then drinking more aka making room

  * e.g.,  ... Bro your weak. Nah brah I’m just cleansing 

 [ "vibe cleanse" ]

1: a process where you rid yourself from all bad vibes caught after an encounter

  * e.g.,  ... riri: Did you enjoy that convo with that dude? 

 [ "Juice Cleanse" ]

1: Expensive bottles that harbor an inexpensive carrot/broccoli liquid that more or less help with a BM (bowel movement)/or more commonly known as a shit

  * e.g.,  ... "I really wanted to drop 8 pounds before a party this weekend so I thought what better way to shit out your weight than with a juice cleanse." 

 [ "Facebook Cleanse" ]

1: To erase unwanted or unneeded people on your facebook friends list. Usually a result of having 300+ friends but only talking to a fraction of them. Basically a friends cleanse but exclusive to Facebook.

  * e.g.,  ... I decided to have a Facebook cleanse, now my friends list is only half it's original size. 

 [ "smegma cleanse" ]

1: the tongue of a dick licker

  * e.g.,  ... "Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty." 

 [ "regional cleansing" ]

1: The business process of terminating an entire geographic location. Sometimes done to move people to corporate headquarters, of as part of a bigger plan to outsource jobs, or a cost savings plan to move jobs to a cheaper region (e.g. India).

  * e.g.,  ... The first thing Jeremy did after joining the company, was to perform "regional cleansing" of the Redmond, Washington development group. Jeremy showed up Monday and told everyone that their jobs were being eliminated. They had one month to look for new jobs in other corporate locations. 

 [ "economic cleansing" ]

1: The methods used by government or those in power to make those pesky poorer people get up and move from the geographic place they live. It could be higher property assessments, highways through poor neighborhoods, higher costs for food, shelter, and even water. If poor people can't live in a certain area then economic cleansing has occurred. It is often subtle and no one ever admits to doing it. It is the final market solution to poverty in any growth oriented prosperous community.market forces ethnic cleansing gentrification progress

  * e.g.,  ... The city of Leander engaged in economic cleansing when it raised city water rates so high that poor residents couldn't afford the water bill. The Health Dept. said they can't live in a trailer, where they lived for 30 years, without their city water hookup. They must move. They have been economically cleansed by the city council. 

 [ "Texaco Cleanse" ]

1: After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.

  * e.g.,  ... I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.