" stumpers "

 [ "Stumper" ]

1: Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"

  * e.g.,  ... A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter. 

 [ "Stumper" ]

1: Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo. 

 [ "Stumper" ]

1: A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.

  * e.g.,  ... I pulled a right stumper last night... etc 

 [ "Stumpers" ]

1: Group of Midgets

  * e.g.,  ... Look at those stumpers, they are so short...i'd like to kick them. 

 [ "Stumper." ]

1: Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.

  * e.g.,  ... Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene" Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one" Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper." 

 [ "stumper dump" ]

1: defecation the size of a tree stump

  * e.g.,  ... Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me. Jim: What do you mean? Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump 

 [ "slump stumper" ]

1: Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper. Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump. Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.

  * e.g.,  ... Noun Usage, 

 [ "bumper stumper" ]

1: bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

  * e.g.,  ... I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper. 

 [ "Triple Stumper" ]

1:  On the television quiz show "Jeopardy!", a clue for which no correct response is given by any player. (Source: j-archive.com) However, an incorrect response to a Daily Double clue cannot be termed a Triple Stumper, since only one player is stumped! A Triple Stumper can include up to three incorrect responses, or else go unresponded to (i.e., have no contestant ring-in). Any perplexing situation or problem.

  * e.g.,  ... Alex seemed bemused that so many $400 clues in the Double Jeopardy round were Triple Stumpers. How can anybody bother listening to Chris Brown? Triple Stumper! 

 [ "pumper stumper" ]

1: The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

  * e.g.,  ... An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.