" staples "

 [ "staples" ]

1: an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot

  * e.g.,  ... You work at staples? damn dude, that sucks 

 [ "staples" ]

1: giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples

  * e.g.,  ... "Mom, i'm going to staples, be back in 10." 

 [ "staples" ]

1: givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)

  * e.g.,  ... Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples 

 [ "staples" ]

1: A useful tool for tapeless times.

  * e.g.,  ... "uh oh, i ran out of tape.. now what do i do?" "staples my friend.. staples" 

 [ "staples" ]

1: an expression of awesomeness

  * e.g.,  ... You got the new album? That shit's staples! 

 [ "Stapled" ]

1: to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal. Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida

  * e.g.,  ... Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday? 

 [ "Staple" ]

1: A place or point of reference that is frequently visited and enjoyed by a specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to" hangout.

  * e.g.,  ... Based off the money and time she has spent at Ulta over the years as well as the amount of redeemable award points she has accumulated on her loyalty card,, it's clear that Ulta is definitely a staple in her shopping routine 

 [ "Staples" ]

1: Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... Sell more Product Replacement Plans! 

 [ "Staple" ]

1: A song that is frequently played at concerts by a band due to it's popularity.

  * e.g.,  ... The song "Hysteria" has become a staple for the band "Muse" 

 [ "Staples" ]

1: The ammo used in the short range weapon found in offices known as the Stapler.

  * e.g.,  ... "I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.