" heft "

 [ "heft" ]

1: The strenght acquired by being fat

  * e.g.,  ... "whoa, that fat guys strong" 

 [ "heft" ]

1: A word for being heavy generally reserved for object.

  * e.g.,  ... "She's a fair heft of a girl" 

 [ "heft" ]

1: An awesome funk/rock/rap band from london. If you haven't heard them get it sorted.

  * e.g.,  ... man i saw heft last night, they kicked ass. 

 [ "Heft" ]

1: Hefting is a night-time sport played in dormitories and other communal sleeping places (tents, hostels, etc.). Once the lights are out, a player leves their own bed to attack another person by wrestling the victim (Heftee) on their bed; whoever is on-top when the lights are switched on wins. Due to this, a Heft must be conducted when the lights are out. If the Heftee ends up on-top, they win the Heft.

  * e.g.,  ... I got Hefted in my sleep 

 [ "Heft" ]

2: A "Flying Heft" is conducted by jumping from a top bunk-bed straight onto a heftee's bed.

 [ "Heft" ]

3: An "Owen" is a mis-Heft caused by two or more people simultaneously attempting to Heft another whilst, unbeknownst due to the darkness, that person is already Hefting someone else, and the two luckless Hefters end up unwittingly Hefting each other insead.

 [ "hefted" ]

1: Absolutely destroyed. Used mostly and invented by the youtuber/twitch streamer DuncanKneeDeep.

  * e.g.,  ... I just got fucking hefted by that test. 

 [ "Hefted" ]

1: To really need the toilet to the point where you have to stand completely rigid and clench your buttocks.

  * e.g.,  ... Where's your toilet...I'm totally hefted! 

 [ "Heft" ]

1: Fat and pathetic losers with no sole purpose in life

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah I hate HEFT" 

 [ "Uteral heft" ]

1: when a bad bitch drops the facts that cannot be disputed or destroyed

  * e.g.,  ... she has a uteral heft 

 [ "testicular heft" ]

1: When a badass drops the science that can’t be disputed or denied!

  * e.g.,  ... That plan was made by a man with real Testicular Heft ! 

 [ "heft and jerk" ]

1: the act of a large woman or man attempting to dance as if unaware of their size and danger to others on the dance floor , usually with choppy movement

  * e.g.,  ... "Check out the fatty , I think shes doing the heft and jerk "