" loosens "

 [ "Loosener" ]

1: A substance added to a dry meal to aid in the process of mastication.

  * e.g.,  ... "Excuse me waiter, this Beef Wellington is a little dry. Could you ask the kitchen to send out a Bisto loosener?" 

 [ "loosen" ]

1: Limiting the tightness.

  * e.g.,  ... Until I was past 6 1/2, I had to loosen my undies before I could ever strip off my undies! 

 [ "Loosen up" ]

1: Something somebody tells you when they want to see you wreck your life for their amusement.

  * e.g.,  ... The guy was a responsible kid who liked who he was the way he was at one time, but he tried to loosen up and live on the wild side because he thought he might have missed out on something, and ended up being certain that being a poser wasnt for him, he tried it, so he knew it was all done to get money while telling people you dont care what they think even when you care more than anybody else what people think. Everybody cares what people think, and that's one of the things you end up facing no matter how long you keep telling people you dont care what they think. You end up facing them, and they end up facing you. 

 [ "loosen up" ]

1: loosen your wedgie so you're not so crotchety; be less reactive. see chill, cool it

  * e.g.,  ... A guy worried bout the rain 

 [ "Loosened his Vowels" ]

1: When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.

  * e.g.,  ... Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!! 

 [ "I Loosened It For You" ]

1: What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo? 

 [ "I loosened it for you" ]

1: What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.

  * e.g.,  ... Literal: 

 [ "loosen your goose" ]

1: Just relax

  * e.g.,  ... If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better. 

 [ "Loosened up the Flow" ]

1: The act of taking a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I was constipated for a couple days until today when I loosened up the flow. Man that felt great! 

 [ "Loosen up my buns" ]

1: A request for anal sex

  * e.g.,  ... Honey, will you loosen up my buns tonight?