" decompresses "

 [ "decompress" ]

1: Chill out, wind down

  * e.g.,  ... After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch 

 [ "decompress" ]

1: to relax, to be relieved of stress

  * e.g.,  ... It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy. 

 [ "decompression" ]

1: To relax in hot tub after work.

  * e.g.,  ... I need to get some decompression in my spa. 

 [ "vaginal decompressant" ]

1: something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina

  * e.g.,  ... My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there. 

 [ "Decompression Sickness" ]

1: A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

  * e.g.,  ... "Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface." 

 [ "explosive decompression" ]

1: to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

  * e.g.,  ... i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day 

 [ "explosive decompression" ]

1: The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.

  * e.g.,  ... An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression. 

 [ "Explosive Decompression" ]

1: When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

  * e.g.,  ... I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression. 

 [ "Catastrophic Decompression" ]

1: When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.

  * e.g.,  ... I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning. 

 [ "Decompression Nap" ]

1: When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day. Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.

  * e.g.,  ... "Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"