" clinches "

 [ "the clinch" ]

1: when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

  * e.g.,  ... I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour. 

 [ "clinch it" ]

1: If you're in the middle of a sesh/sharing a smoke and you feel it is your turn for a hit. You simply say clinch it. And the smoker will take one last hoot and pass.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude you've been hogging that gagger all night. Clinch it.  

 [ "Clinch" ]

1: A partially smoked cigarette, snubbed out or pinched off carefully with the intention of smoking the rest later.

  * e.g.,  ... I was broke, out of smokes and feining for a cigarette. Luckily I remembered that I'd stashed a clinch behind my Dad's toolbox in the garage. 

 [ "Clinch" ]

1: Clinch:

  * e.g.,  ... Seb clinch's all the time. He usually clinch's four times a day.  

 [ "Clinch" ]

2:  A word mainly used to mean grabbing of the dick.

 [ "Clinch" ]

3:  Rubbing penis on your face.

 [ "Clinch" ]

1: The act of cumming on your sexual partners nose.

  * e.g.,  ... "And then that bastard gave me a clinch!" 

 [ "clinche" ]

1: To gain something out of greatness

  * e.g.,  ... Edwardo-Man we've been bustin our asses off in this badmitten game lets just call it quits 

 [ "Clinch" ]

1: One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch? 

 [ "clinch / un-clinch" ]

1: clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

  * e.g.,  ... When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns! 

 [ "clinched" ]

1: when you get totaly stoned and can't open your eyes

  * e.g.,  ... -wana smoke another one? 

 [ "Clinch" ]

1: The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.

  * e.g.,  ... I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.