" shriveled "

 [ "shrivel" ]

1: What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

  * e.g.,  ... My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady. 

 [ "Shrivelled" ]

1: A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.

  * e.g.,  ... Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink. Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate 

 [ "Shriveled" ]

1: It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.

  * e.g.,  ... Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls. 

 [ "shrivel" ]

1: someone who has a penis the size of a peanut

  * e.g.,  ... ryan has a shriveled dick 

 [ "shrivels" ]

1: Shrivels (shrëv-ELS) When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.

  * e.g.,  ... For example: One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there? Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels. One - damn yo. 

 [ "shrivelization" ]

1: civilizations tendency to shrink and shrivel up everything in her path.

  * e.g.,  ... mans inhumanity to man results in the shrivelization of us all. 

 [ "shriveled dick" ]

1: Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick. 

 [ "shrivel dick" ]

1: The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jody totally wants my d" 

 [ "shrivelled penis" ]

1: What every man fears.

  * e.g.,  ... You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute! 

 [ "Shrivel-pig" ]

1: An uncircumcised, infected penis

  * e.g.,  ... He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth! Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!