" rotund "

 [ "Rotund" ]

1: Adjective,: to be round in stature, unable to see testicles while standing upright, grotesque in physical appearance due to layers of fat on body

  * e.g.,  ... The Raw and Uncut is rotund to the point where gastric bypass surgery would do nothing to help his physical limitations. In fact, there is no known cure to date that would subside his rotundness. 

 [ "Rotundering" ]

1: taking a girl from a party to a rotunda to try finger her

  * e.g.,  ... did you hear about that guy at billy's party? he wheeled some bird and took her for some rotundering, he touched her thigh but spewed and passed out before he could slip a digit and introduce her to a game of pong knuckle 

 [ "Rotund" ]

1: A term generally used to describe a male or female of great obesity. Persons who are described by this term often seen to eat a lot of shit and don't give a fuck about what others think about the size of their fat asses.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Hey look it's Billy with a smoking hot blonde!!" 

 [ "Rotund" ]

1: Being a plump boi

  * e.g.,  ... OMG, Wasim is so rotund! 

 [ "Rotund Lint Ball" ]

1: When a male shaves his pubes only to paste them back together on his crotch in the shape of an orb.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Jerry's rotund lint ball? It was very well constructed. 

 [ "Rotund Nigga Cactus" ]

1: When a nigga be on that pack.

  * e.g.,  ... That Nigga took my beans! Rotund Nigga Cactus! 

 [ "rotund" ]

1: Extremely fat round and plum

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: You have a crush on Taya? 

 [ "Rotund" ]

1: Adjective • Object/that is very round, cute, and adorable.

  * e.g.,  ... "That puppy is so rotund!" 

 [ "Pleasantly Rotund" ]

1: The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation. The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up. 

 [ "Pleasantly Rotund" ]

1: The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation. The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: Have you seen Sandra anywhere on the complex Mike: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on, to keep her energy levels up, she needs to stay pleasantly rotund