" portly "

 [ "portly" ]

1: A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Does this jacket make me look portly? 

 [ "portly" ]

1: Adjective. Acting in the manner of a male slut.

  * e.g.,  ... The portly boy sailed his ship from port to port, making all the ladies crazy. 

 [ "portly" ]

2: Sailing one's ship from port to port.

 [ "Portly" ]

1: Rather fat, well rounded. (Especially used to describe men and their bellies)

  * e.g.,  ... 'Oh look at the size of David's belly! He's definitely becoming more portly.' 

 [ "Portly" ]

1: The most offensive insult one can be called.

  * e.g.,  ... I hate that Portly clown! 

 [ "Portly" ]

1: A person who isn't yet fat.

  * e.g.,  ... A portly person is an oaf. 

 [ "Portly" ]

1: Has many meanings. As in having a cigarette...or as in feeling tough...or to be a whale like a fat ass...or being a beast or just cool... its pretty much whatever you want it to be

  * e.g.,  ... Boys lets go have a portly....Boys are you ready to get portly portly tonight? Woah that dude is short and portly! Im feeling pretty portly today boys. 

 [ "PORTLY" ]

1: Meaning a thick boned girl. A female that is thick, thus looking like the port side of a ship. Not to be mistaken with Porky.

  * e.g.,  ... My girl could not fit in the seat at Six Flags without greasing the hinges to her portly rear end. 

 [ "Portly Gentleman" ]

1: A term used to describe a character in a Shakespeare play as "notable". However others portray this description differently as a man who is podgy or overweight

  * e.g.,  ... You are a rather portly gentleman aren't you? 

 [ "The Portly Edward" ]

1: CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon. 

 [ "Portly Pinocchio" ]

1: George Santos

  * e.g.,  ... New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.