" obese "

 [ "obese" ]

1: at least 3/4 of america

  * e.g.,  ... Chris Christie is so obese all of his clothes need to be hemmed to fit. 

 [ "obese" ]

1: a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

  * e.g.,  ... michael moore is obese 

 [ "obese" ]

1: To be unhealthily fat.

  * e.g.,  ... Jane was obese. She had huge rolls of fat. 

 [ "obese" ]

1: Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

  * e.g.,  ... Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases. 

 [ "obese" ]

1: America at its best.

  * e.g.,  ... the people of america are SO obese that its a small world had to be shut down for renovation so they could make the boats bigger! 

 [ "obese" ]

1: circumfencely challenged. someone who doesnt pass from the valletta gate due to huge weight.

  * e.g.,  ... Claudette Pace eats so much, that he is obese. Poor guy. 

 [ "obese" ]

1: An adjective describing a condition inflicted on a large majority of the population to make the average person seem thinner and more attractive

  * e.g.,  ... Man that girl standing next to that 400 pound obese dude is hot! 

 [ "obese" ]

1: Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat

  * e.g.,  ... Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob! You're sweating butter on me! 

 [ "obese" ]

1: when you're so god damn fat no woman will even look at you let alone want to date you.

  * e.g.,  ... Check out Salvatore, what a fat ass, that obese pig will never get laid. 

 [ "obese" ]

2: You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored.

 [ "obese" ]

3: She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario.

 [ "obese" ]

4: Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman.

 [ "obese" ]

5: These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.

 [ "obese" ]

1: 1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?" 

 [ "obese" ]

2: 2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.

  * e.g.,  ... "*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'" 

 [ "obese" ]

3: 3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

  * e.g.,  ... "He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."