" parched "

 [ "parched" ]

1: To be very very thirsty

  * e.g.,  ... 1)Pass us a brew love im parched 

 [ "parched" ]

1: (deej definition)

  * e.g.,  ... shooot, i’m parched 

 [ "parched" ]

2: thirsty to the point your mouth is dry

 [ "parched" ]

1: when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink

  * e.g.,  ... max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched 

 [ "parched" ]

1: Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.

  * e.g.,  ... I cant make it i need a brew. 

 [ "parched" ]

2: Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

  * e.g.,  ... Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health. 

 [ "parched" ]

1: its not really a word

  * e.g.,  ... a fake word is parched 

 [ "Parched" ]

1: Very thirsty

  * e.g.,  ... I am a little parched, could I have something to drink. 

 [ "Parched" ]

1:  Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play) Extremely Desperate

  * e.g.,  ... (Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together." (Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty" (Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched" 

 [ "parching" ]

1: Parching is simply when one spits on ones bum hole in order to allow easy entry into the anal canal.

  * e.g.,  ... "Come on love, I'm parching for your canal!" 

 [ "Parched" ]

1: To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.

  * e.g.,  ... overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect... Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED! 

 [ "parches" ]

1: Slang Word for "condoms"

  * e.g.,  ... Miguel; Tienes los Parches ?