" soaking "

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1: The art of having sex, without thrusting. When a couple "sticks it in" and then leaves it there to "soak." This has become a common phenomenon with certain groups of Christians(predominately Mormons) who try to circumvent the law of chastity, which in fact does not work.

  * e.g.,  ... boy: hey you wanna go soak in my parents hot tub tonight, they're out of town? girl: let's just soak on their California King instead. boy: oh i didn't know you were into the real soaking, deal. 

 [ "soaking" ]

1: The process by which one delays washing one's dishes indefinitely.

  * e.g.,  ... A rice cooker pot takes about 30 minutes to soak through before it's ready for washing. She's left hers soaking in the sink for 3 days now under that pretext! 

 [ "soaking" ]

1: when a girl is really really wet downstairs....

  * e.g.,  ... she's leakin she's soaking wit 

 [ "soaking" ]

1: makin it rain or the act of being fly

  * e.g.,  ... she was soaking 

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1: when you’re laughing so hard and you start to sweat and cry. both are wet, so you’re soaking

  * e.g.,  ... Bruhhh i’m soaking !! she reAlly just fell in the toilet!! 💀 😂 

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1: Soaking is when the penis enters the vagina, but once it has entered, it remains stationary, much like a tampon. This is a loophole used by individuals trying to maintain their virginity, but still looking to get sexual pleasure. Soaking is popular with religious students where pre-marital sex is against the code of conduct.

  * e.g.,  ... My girl is one of those religious bitches, all she will let me do is soak. 

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1: Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.

  * e.g.,  ... Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row . 

 [ "soak" ]

1: When the penis is put in the vagina but there is no pumping or thrusting, so it seems less like sex. Preferred form of premarital sex for mormons.

  * e.g.,  ... She didn't wanna have sex but she let me soak for 20 minutes. 

 [ "Soaking" ]

1: Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.

  * e.g.,  ... Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle. 

 [ "Soaking" ]

1: Cock warming but for Mormon mfs

  * e.g.,  ... Mormon: Wanna do some soaking?