" bathing "

 [ "bathing" ]

1: something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

  * e.g.,  ... something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass 

 [ "the bath" ]

1: A meme originating from the band Gorillaz's spirit house video (2017). In the video, the band enter an old house and band member, Murdoc Niccals, finds the bathroom and exclaims, ''The bath!'' rather enthusiastically and proceeds to take a bath. the phrase has now been coined as an inside joke among 'Gorillaz' fans.

  * e.g.,  ... *Murdoc sees bath* 

 [ "Bath" ]

1: A wonderful place in the UK, near Bristol. Was founded by the Romans, and is home to the famous Roman Baths, hence the reasoning for the name.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going shopping in Bath this weekend, anyone coming? 

 [ "Bath" ]

1: the place full of water that you sit in and may excrete.

  * e.g.,  ... Robert: Im going for a bath 

 [ "bath" ]

1:  a large shell, can be filled with water for washing.

  * e.g.,  ...  jesus you stink! take a bath! 

 [ "bath" ]

2:  Town near Bristol, UK where the Romans built lots of the above, roman name "aqua sulis"

  * e.g.,  ...  we crucified jesus, now let us build a bath! 

 [ "Bathing" ]

1:  A term whereby you clean yourselves.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bathing is such a wonderful thing." 

 [ "Bathing" ]

2:  A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

 [ "Bath" ]

1: A city in southwest England characterised by the preponderance of people with upward turned noses. Rumoured to be the inspiration for the South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people, who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare operated by the hippy daughter of a no doubt thoroughly disappointed but wealthy father.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?" "Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first" 

 [ "Bathe" ]

1: An action used when hearing a lot of tea/gossip, preferably when there is too much tea to simply sip

  * e.g.,  ... “Wow Karen spilled ALL the tea to me I was bathing!” 

 [ "bathed" ]

1: Spoiled, shown excess love or appreciation.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, that girl is bathed. 

 [ "bath" ]

1: A great way to be dirtier than you were when you got in the bath, and sat in your ass water.

  * e.g.,  ... A bath dont make no sence, a lot like a redneck