" lighten "

 [ "Lightening" ]

1: Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

  * e.g.,  ... Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!" 

 [ "Lightening" ]

1: Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you do those TPS reports? 

 [ "Lightening" ]

1: Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you do those TPS reports? 

 [ "police lightening" ]

1: 1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.

  * e.g.,  ... JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him 

 [ "police lightening" ]

2: 2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.

  * e.g.,  ... LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening! 

 [ "lighten up" ]

1: to lighten up means to relax, to become less serious or less angry.

  * e.g.,  ... Lighten up, would ja? It was a accident. 

 [ "lightening rod" ]

1:  A cocaine laced joint

  * e.g.,  ... Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up 

 [ "White Lightening" ]

1: The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

  * e.g.,  ... Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.  

 [ "White Lightening" ]

2: *this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.

 [ "Lightening Bug" ]

1: A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

  * e.g.,  ... I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house 

 [ "ride the lightening" ]

1: For a person to be electrocuted or executed by means of the electric chair.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains. 

 [ "lighten the load" ]

1: a nice way to say poopng. you feel lighter after you do it.

  * e.g.,  ... my stomach hurts i think i have to go lighten the load