" waterlog "

 [ "waterlogged" ]

1: in reference to skateboards... when one's skateboard gets wet, or coated with water, then drying up, allowing the wood to absorb the water, resulting in a weaker, lighter skateboard deck which is harder to pop, harder to flip, and easier to snap; overall a negative effect - est. 2/2012 OFLO

  * e.g.,  ... " man i bought a new skateboard deck last week, and it already got waterlogged " " damn dude sucks to be you " 

 [ "Waterlogged" ]

1: When your ears are filled with water after you swim, and you can't get it out no matter what you do.

  * e.g.,  ... Zoey: oh man, I just came from the beach. 

 [ "Waterlogged" ]

1: Being soaked with water or some other liquid. Basically a fancy way to say wet.

  * e.g.,  ... After the blizzard, my socks got waterlogged. 

 [ "Waterlogged" ]

1: When someone is filled up with a bodily fluid to the point of overflowing or leakage. Usually used as an insult to someone who is acting like a hoe, sket and/or whore. Mostly used to comment on someones mother, if they like to sleep around with the boys.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: your mums waterlogged mate. 

 [ "Waterlogging" ]

1: When you have to piss so bad that you get an erection

  * e.g.,  ... Jason: I woke up and had the biggest waterlog, but I just went back to sleep instead 

 [ "Waterlogged" ]

1: When the stupid fucking window is surrounded by water and you can't fucking fix it because the water is pushing you out of the fucking way so you have to come in from the fucking side and break a few blocks to reach the fucking window BUT NOW MORE FUCKING WATER IS LEAKING AND PUSHING YOU OUT OF THE FUCKIKN WAY SO YOU HAVE TO COME IN FROM THE FUCKING TOP AND BREAK THE WINDO BUT THNE YOU NEED TO MAKE A NOTHER FUXKING WINDO I wani gc Co Co gc Co LF Co mc FYI if cc'd y Th BBC sbvabmmmsnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  * e.g.,  ... WHY DID THEY THINK THAT HAVING THINGS GET WATERLOGGED WATERGLOGED WAS AGOOBMI DEALWALSD!!! 

 [ "Waterlogged" ]

1: When you put a dildo in a girls asshole and it shoots water into the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... I left that girl totally waterlogged at the party last night 

 [ "Waterlogging" ]

1: When the previous users' poop fails to flush and you're forced to pee atop them.

  * e.g.,  ... Padjo: shit son, I walked in there and it was like someone cut down a smelly forest. Pepe: What'd you do bro? Go waterlogging? Padjo: I had no choice, it was that or pisspants my damn self; I waterlogged those suckers til it was poop soup. 

 [ "Waterlog" ]

1: A scummy, worn down, dirty person.

  * e.g.,  ... Think it’s funny to steal you waterlogged son of a bitch 

 [ "Waterlog" ]

2: Typically a hooker that has been passed around.

 [ "Waterlogged" ]

1: The action of receiving sloppy oral sex

  * e.g.,  ... " I was getting waterlogged by this girl friday night and I straight nutted on her tits and walked out that door"