" dehumidify "

 [ "Dehumidifier" ]

1: The reverse of a lady boner

  * e.g.,  ... Knee-length business shorts are dehumidifiers. 

 [ "pussy dehumidifier" ]

1: A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt?? 

 [ "dehumidifier startup" ]

1: A company promoting a dehumidifier as a "revolutionary new technology" to obtain useless amounts of water from air, while insisting that it is definitely not just a glorified, overpriced dehumidifer.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Have you heard of the Source Hydropanel? Person 2: Oh great, yet another dehumidifier startup. Just like WaterSeer? Or the Watergen? Or the Rainmaker? Or Airowater? Or Veragon? Or the We Drink Air? ...