" protocols "

 [ "Protocol" ]

1: A college sex game which began with a group of Trojans. 2-8(or more) male fraternity brothers and one freaky, super-head giving, thick ass female. The process of a girl giving a guy head then being passed off to his bruh continuing in a circle while clothes are coming off the girl.. once the clothes are off, then the train begins. The girl will switch from guy to guy when a bruh yells protocol, the girl will switch to another guy. Ass grabbing and smacking, moaning, music, alcohol, and condoms(preferably) are required for safety and success. Additional options: invite another fraternity, invite another girl, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... one on six: 

 [ "catfish protocol" ]

1: The act of cutting the fishing line rather than having to deal with the physical handling of a catfish.

  * e.g.,  ... When it seemed clear that it was a catfish on the line, Scotty did the right thing by following the "Catfish Protocol" and cutting the line. 

 [ "Fight protocol" ]

1: an accepted or established code of conduct or behavior couples may engage in during an argument or disagreement.

  * e.g.,  ... Jamar and I got into again last night before things got heat we set up a fight protocol. 

 [ "Fight protocol" ]

1: an accepted or established code of conduct or behavior couples may engage in during an argument or disagreement.

  * e.g.,  ... Jamar and I got into it again last night but this time before things got we established a fight protocol. 

 [ "The Pavarotti Protocol" ]

1: A fanfiction written by LiveJournal user canniblaine. It's based around the FOX comedy/musical series, Glee, in which the character Blaine Anderson shoves a dead bird corpse up the ass of his boyfriend, Kurt Hummel.

  * e.g.,  ... The Pavarotti Protocol: “Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.” Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine. 

 [ "The Pavarotti Protocol" ]

2: I wish I was kidding.

 [ "ASMR Protocol" ]

1: Andy Sandy Mandy Randy

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hey Rishabh do you know about ASMR Protocol? Rishabh: No, what is it? Me: Andy Sandy Mandy Rishabh Randy 

 [ "Protocol 7" ]

1: The protocol that fully links the Wired and Real World together. Devised by Eiri Masami while he was a Tachibana Lab employee. Against the wishes of Tachibana Lab, Eiri Masami designed Protocol 7 to utilize Schumann Resonance to connect everybody to the Wired (and therefore each other) without devices.

  * e.g.,  ... Protocol  

 [ "Protocol 0" ]

1: The act of one destroying all electronic possessions in order to destroy any incriminating evidence of wrongdoing

  * e.g.,  ... I went protocol 0 when I thought they were on to me. 

 [ "Protocol 3" ]

1: Protocol 3 (also known as P3) means operation limit , defuse and terminate. Phrase used by Roblox players to indicate one's targeting by a great amount of fake reports from alternative accounts , in hopes of getting them falsely banned / terminated by the auto moderation system. It is considered to be a very popular way of causing harm to important and influential people such as developers , game staff and youtubers.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I got banned unfairly on criminality from that based mod. Person 2: Darn it man. What you gonna do now, appeal? Person 1: Protocol 3 

 [ "Protocol Zero" ]

1: Used to describe when a server destroys all non-essential data in order to prevent an intruder from accessing information deemed volatile to its users (credit card numbers, social security numbers, passwords). Emails generally aren't on the list because a server would need a way to re-establish communication with the end-user. Origin: South Park, when Skankhunt42 destroys all evidence of his trolling

  * e.g.,  ... We are going protocol zero. This is not a drill.