" decorums "

 [ "decorum" ]

1: no kind of shame or dignity.

  * e.g.,  ... Do you see how she slapped the teacher?? She has no decorum! 

 [ "Decorum" ]

1: That annoying word that moderators at conferences always use. The status of maintaining quiet and abiding the rules. Pretty much means you should shut the fuck up.

  * e.g.,  ... When the delegates at the Model UN conference were sending innapropriate notes and talking, the moderator screamed "Decorum" 

 [ "Grammatical Decorum" ]

1: A long-forgotten art of language mastery that once graced the realms of the written and spoken word. It's all about showing respect to grammar by adhering to its rules and structures like a boss. When you possess grammatical decorum, you wield the power to impress, persuade, and avoid embarrassing language blunders.

  * e.g.,  ... - When Brenda saw her friend's atrocious grammar in a text message, she couldn't help but cringe. Armed with her red pen emoji, she swooped in to save the day, sprinkling grammatical decorum all over the conversation like fairy dust. - Dude, that guy's got serious grammatical decorum skills. His emails are like symphonies of correctness, and I can't help but feel inferior when I read mine aloud. 

 [ "mr. decorum" ]

1: the one friend you CANNOT get 'down and dirty' with! who will make you stop your prattle when the subject gets too GRAPHIC! -you always remain slightly 'hurt' because you've just gotten to the 'good part'

  * e.g.,  ... ...and then the puke spewed out of my mouth and into the fan...-STOP!!- thats' enough!, i've heard enough!! -sure!, you bet!, mr decorum jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!! when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it! i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!! 

 [ "Devious Decorum" ]

1: A group of elite spaceship pilots who enjoy circle jerking in pods and running away. Owners of the fabled "Rape Train"

  * e.g.,  ... Devious Decorum are a bunch of pussy bitches 

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

1: A set of guidelines that applies to those who which to be found within the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.

  * e.g.,  ... "It's great to be an asshole, but you don’t want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you’re an asshole. So here are 10 rules to be a proper asshole with impeccable asshole decorum." 

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

2:  Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.

  * e.g.,  ... -- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" 

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

3:  Do not be an asshole to your significant other.

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

4:  Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

5:  If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

6:  When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

7:  Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

8:  Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

9:  Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.

 [ "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum" ]

10: 10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.

 [ "There must be consequences for breaking that decorum" ]

1: Something you say when you're insulted by memes and want to send a veiled threat of consequences for continued meming.

  * e.g.,  ... The memes about the lack of legs in the Metaverse are not funny. There must be consequences for breaking that decorum. 

 [ "Decorum" ]

1: When you and a girl in ayia napa show no decorum you may as well walk naked in public with a stalk on

  * e.g.,  ... My days you got no decorum 

 [ "Decorum" ]

1: touching little kids brutally

  * e.g.,  ... P Diddy :"I will decorum little Timmy " 

 [ "decorum" ]

1: A term for good and proper behavior. When someone has "no decorum," it means they are rude, shameless, or horny.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: he can top me