" wont "

 [ "Wont's" ]

1: When she won't let you touch her cans at 2nd base, they now are officially called her wont's. Technically, they may also be called her cannots.

  * e.g.,  ... She had a fantastic set of cans, but since they were for seeing only and not touching, he referred to them thereafter as her wont's. Bobby, who was more Biblical in his understanding, understood the forbidden nature of an upright female's cans and referred to them as her thou-shall-nots. 

 [ "You wont" ]

1: An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action through basic reverse psychology.

  * e.g.,  ... >>Go to the office Benny! 

 [ "HE WONT" ]

1: Noun. A person that constantly bails or flakes after saying he will do something but then doesn't. Especially when it comes to partying. Verb. Calling someone out who always flakes after saying they are going to party.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy #1: Hey guys im gonna get blacked out drunk and rage my face of tonight. Guy #2: "HE WONT!!!" Guy #3: Tyler is such a HEWONT. I wish he would actually come party for once. 

 [ "pussy wont" ]

1: a slang term for daring someone to do something.

  * e.g.,  ... pussy wont lick my armpit pussy wont snort salsa 

 [ "You Wont" ]

1: To challenge someone with a dare indirectly instead of saying i dare you. It can also be used to challenge someones standards of themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... You: Yo joe, you see that girl over there? You Wont. 

 [ "You Wont" ]

1: used as a dare to make people do stuff and piss them off.

  * e.g.,  ... "were gonna dump this bucket on you" 

 [ "You Wont" ]

2: its the best saying ever...but mostly used by remi.

  * e.g.,  ... " you wont" 

 [ "You Wont" ]

3: but if you say it to any of us we will all do it cause we are fucking awesome like that.!!

  * e.g.,  ... "say i wont" 

 [ "you wont" ]

1: the act of repeating "you wont" when a friend or colleague says that they are going to do something swift or risky

  * e.g.,  ... person 1 : man this teacher is pissing me off, one more time and im gonna houdini her ass person 2 : you wont, you wont person 1: bro, if you dont shutup im gonna mushroom slap you person 2 : you wont trick, you wont 

 [ "That Wont Scale" ]

1: A term used when you are losing a technical arguement to stump the person from saying anything more.

  * e.g.,  ... Russ, I need you to code this by monday. 

 [ "wont-shutup-a-saurus" ]

1: A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday. 

 [ "wont-shutup-a-saurus" ]

2: When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

 [ "wont-shutup-a-saurus" ]

3: A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).

 [ "who wont me" ]

1: basically means "who wants me" 👍

  * e.g.,  ... yo im so find (so fine) who wont me 😇