" marriages "

 [ "marriage" ]

1: the number one cause of divorce

 [ "marriage" ]

1: Betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever.

  * e.g.,  ... After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend. 

 [ "Marriage" ]

1: A never ending compromise

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage 

 [ "Marriage" ]

1: It is when two people come together and choose to do what is best for their unit over each individual. Marriage is a legal contract that two parties make with each other and there are penalties for not continuously working on the marriage like you would a garden. Weeds will come in and plants will die if you don't water the garden. Same with a marriage. Both parties must work to keep each other happy and treat each other nice regardless of what tough times they are experiencing individually. Life is no longer just about you, it is about the team. When this happens, you will know you are in a real marriage.

  * e.g.,  ... We are in this marriage for the long run so we don't worry about the little things 

 [ "marriage" ]

1: long term prostitution

  * e.g.,  ... Instead of paying full price at the strip club, Jim used marriage to setup a payment plan. 

 [ "marriage" ]

1: a licence to fuck

  * e.g.,  ... conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage. 

 [ "marriage" ]

1: What you should do when you are over 60. This makes sure that you wont get on each others nerves for very long.

  * e.g.,  ... Dorothy and Jon had a short marriage he died at 7 She barely got to know him. 

 [ "marriage" ]

1: A matrimonial state as defined by: 1) Females: "Marriage is the opportunity for two souls to be legally bound together so that they can share their innermost thoughts and feelings while creating the most perfect life together." 2) Males: "Wow, a chick to take care of me like my mother used to - but with the added bonus of sex!"

  * e.g.,  ... See marriage definition above. 

 [ "marriage" ]

1: the beginning of the end.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh boy, hes getting married, our thoughts and prayers go out to him. 

 [ "Marriage" ]

1: The point at which the friendship with your sweetheart ends and becomes a business relationship. The point at which you stop having fun and take on responsibility for yourself and your new wife. The end of your life as you once knew it.

  * e.g.,  ... Marriage is a lot like playing cards. You start out giving a heart and a diamond, and end up wishing for a club and a spade.