" cohabitations "

 [ "cohabiting" ]

1: To live together in a sexual relationship, especially when not legally married.

  * e.g.,  ... Woo Hoo hotness unlimited! If u keep on putting up pics like this, im definetly cohabiting with u in LA ;) 

 [ "Cohabitation" ]

1: When two people, generally a man and woman but in this day and age it could be any variation of the genders, are living together in a mad frenzy of sex. If say you're "cohabitating" with someone and you're not having sex more often then hormone raged minks, you're not cohabitating.

  * e.g.,  ... You will never enjoy the perks of cohabitation, because you're such a fucking retard that you had to use the urban dictionary to find out what it means. 

 [ "Post Mortem Cohabitation" ]

1: A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down. 

 [ "cohabitation without fornication" ]

1: a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

  * e.g.,  ... George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress." Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication." Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here." 

 [ "Cohabitant Fornicationship" ]

1: A relationship held together only by the emotional bond of out-of-wedlock intercourse and proximity which the couple often mistakes for love.

  * e.g.,  ... He is clearly getting abused, but he has already gone so far with this cohabitant fornicationship that if he stops now, it will have all been for nothing. 

 [ "Cohabit" ]

1: Something a guy might not want to do with a girl that is always trying to stick him with a fork, a knife, or a shank in his sleep, claiming to have had a dream that he was a killer. You just do the things couples do with her, then you both go home like you don't know each other until tommorrow, that way the guy knows he has a good chance of waking up in one piece if he really wants to stay with her.

  * e.g.,  ... If a guy tries to cohabit with the kind of girl that sticks shit in his shoulder overnight, what does he expect to happen besides a short lasting marriage that went South a long time ago, no matter how hard they tried to work on it?