" dictum "

 [ "dictum" ]

1: A conjunction of the words "dick" and "rectum". Although it supposedly means an order or decree, it actually is a discreet insult used when insulting someone of a lower IQ than yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... "Tom, you're a dictum". 

 [ "dictum" ]

1: Thinking that "Tums" (An antacid is any substance that counteracts stomach acidity) are a highly dangerous and highly addictive drug. Knows side effects of being a dictum are the grating of cherry flavored Tums and snorting them through the nose. Most people also consider these people unworthy of being called intellectuals and therefore pronounced "dicks" instead.

  * e.g.,  ... Little did Timmy Gonzales' mother know but her willingness to expose her son to Tums lead to a habit that later expanded into a form of addiction leading to a complete collapse of his social life and the permanent title of dictum. 

 [ "dictum" ]

2: Dick + Tum = Dictum

  * e.g.,  ... "I wonder if Timmy's girlfriend knows what a dictum he is" 

 [ "Dictum" ]

1: The area of the male genitals where the penis meets the scrotum.

  * e.g.,  ... As a result of too-rough sex with his Argentinian girlfriend, David had a scar that circled the entire way around his penis, just above the dictum. 

 [ "dictum" ]

1: Dictum can mean three things. 1) when a dick comes out of the rectum of a futa in hentai 2) when a dick gets erect when their rectum is stimulated (either the person watching or receiving stimulation) 3) when a dick is in the rectum

  * e.g.,  ... "Dictum futas really turn me on" Or "Goddamn, you're really giving me a dictum right now! Super hot~" 

 [ "Dictum" ]

1: A formal pronouncement from a straight white male.

  * e.g.,  ... Dictum: "I think therefor I am." ~ Descartes before the horse