" assumption "

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1: n.

  * e.g.,  ... Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the 

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2: The Brother of all fuck-ups.

  * e.g.,  ... brother of all fuck-ups?  

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1: To assume or make a guess either false or true

  * e.g.,  ... assumption is a word created by ants  

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1: You don't want to make an assumption because you will be and ASS-and your-UMP- will-TION- you

  * e.g.,  ... You will think a little harder before you make another assumption. 

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1: to make an assumption is to make an ass of u and mption

  * e.g.,  ... u: i made an assumption 

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1: the consumption of ass

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, make sure that ass is clean before assumption, or you might get e.coli 

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1: a thing that will make an ass out of you and me and is the mother of all failures and f*ck ups!

  * e.g.,  ... I made an assumption that a someone is a complete loser because of a failed exam, but later realized I made an ass and found out the student was really smart. 

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2: a thing to avoid making and thinking of!

  * e.g.,  ... I made an assumption that the mower ruined a monument at the park, but later realized it was just weathering. 

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3: a thing that is made by being lazy and not asking a question!

  * e.g.,  ... They all made an assumption that a teacher didn’t know how to teach a certain topic, when really the teacher was just testing them. my assumption is that the three people with glasses are nerds, even though they are not. ASSUMPTION: It makes an ass out of you and me. 

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1: To be taken into heaven bodily and spirtually. If you are assumed into heaven, you pretty much get to lie, cheat, rape, and do all those other "sins" and still go to heaven.

  * e.g.,  ... That one prostitute in the bible was assumed into heaven. 

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1: 1 countable something that you think is true although you have no definite proof

  * e.g.,  ...  A lot of people make the assumption that poverty only exists in the Third World. 

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2: A. assumption that

  * e.g.,  ... My calculations were based on the assumption that house prices would remain steady. 

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3: B. assumption about 2 uncountable formal when someone starts to have control or power

  * e.g.,  ... We are working on the assumption that the conference will take place as planned. 

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4: A. assumption of

  * e.g.,  ... B. People make a lot of assumptions about me. 

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1: assuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters.

  * e.g.,  ... omg yeahh! ASSUMPTIONSS! 

 [ "Assumptivitis" ]

1: The uncontrollable need to make assumptions

  * e.g.,  ... Bob has a chronic case of assumptivitis, he's always makingbad assumptions.