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1:  "If" is the BIGGEST "little" word in the English language. It can stop a contract from going through. It can stop a marriage. It can stop love. It can intervene in life and change it dramatically. If can do many things. It is able to change an entire book of words. (If this story had been true, wouldn't it really be sad then?") If can change you point of view, perspective, and interest in one, or many things (persons, etc...) all at once, or over a long period of time.

  * e.g.,  ...  Todd said that"If is the biggest little word in the world." He was right... more examples: "If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that." Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?" "If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!" derivatives: "Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens. 

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1: if

  * e.g.,  ... if 

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1: a conjunction meening "in the even that"

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1: If...Then...Else

  * e.g.,  ... IF 

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2:  This handy statement allows you to compare two or more conditions. It would appear like this:

  * e.g.,  ... {condition} {operator} {condition} 

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1: sometimes I.F. The abbreviation for interactive fiction

  * e.g.,  ... Inform is an I.F. engine made to run zcode games like Zork II. 

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1: Emphatic yes indeed, or "Boy, would I!"

  * e.g.,  ... A says, "Man, is dat chick HOT or what?" B responds, "If!" meaning "Yes indeed!" 

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1: Used by most Bahamians as a reply to a question that is a definate answer.

  * e.g.,  ... 1st person: Bey you goin to tha movies?  

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2: IF! meaning of course or for sure

  * e.g.,  ... 2nd person: IF! 

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1:  The strongest word in the english dictionary.

  * e.g.,  ...  If... When, where, what, why, and who 

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2:  Also I.F. Stands for index file

  * e.g.,  ...  We could look up the index file if we had a index file 

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1: another word for "in a situation in which...".

  * e.g.,  ... Go if you can. 

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1: a man in tune with his sexuality is considered potent, attractive, free-spirited, wild (positively connotated).

  * e.g.,  ... she talked about how sexuality is essential to health, and, if experienced with the right partner, it can deepen a relationship, steady trust and enlighten you. If we manage to get rid of its "dirty", "selfish" image and learn to conceive it as a part of self-love and love for our partner, as a means of expressing grace, goodwill and exchanging gifts, sexuality really can bring about healing. 

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2: a woman in tune with her sexuality, and expressing it (omg!!), is considered slutty, cheap, easy to get, basic, unsophisticated