" contingency "

 [ "contingency" ]

1: absence of certainty in events, a possibility (n)

  * e.g.,  ... The new multi-storeyed hotel was questioned on its contingency evacuation plans in the wake of a disaster. 

 [ "contingency" ]

1: an asshat who can't finish a project he started

  * e.g.,  ... Contingency: I'm working on this new website, it should be done next week. Contingency: I'm working on a new design for a phone, it should be done next week. 

 [ "contingency" ]

1: A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).

  * e.g.,  ... Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)). 

 [ "Continge" ]

1: Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.

  * e.g.,  ... Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis 

 [ "Heapage Contingency" ]

1: When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency" 

 [ "Contingency plan" ]

1: Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan. According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.

  * e.g.,  ... Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?" 

 [ "masturbatory contingency" ]

1: The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.

  * e.g.,  ... My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me. 

 [ "Winter Contingency" ]

1: WINTER CONTINGENCY is an official United Nations Space Command emergency plan that deals with situations where Covenant forces have become aware of or are invading a UEG colony. It was first mentioned in the UNSCDF Instruction EM-277 on March 10, 252

  * e.g.,  ... Carter: "Colonel, this is Noble One. There are no rebels. The Covenant are on Reach. Acknowledge?" 

 [ "White Contingency" ]

1: A group of guys that all the mexicans want to be a part of and adore.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey White Contingency, I'm Marina, can i be your friend. 

 [ "Feacal contingency" ]

1: An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

  * e.g.,  ... After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.