" analysis "

 [ "analysis" ]

1: A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

  * e.g.,  ... I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week. 

 [ "analysis" ]

1: How your boss decides important things:

  * e.g.,  ... "I'll do an ANALYSIS and determine your next raise." 

 [ "analysis" ]

2:  As explained by Scott Adams, analysis comes from the root word ANAL and the greek word YSIS, meaning "to pull numbers from."

 [ "Analysis" ]

1: Analysis is the process of breaking a complex topic or substance into smaller parts. It has nothing to do with a disease of the anal.

  * e.g.,  ... The analysis of the man led to many discoveries. 

 [ "Analysis" ]

1: Analysis comes from anal (of the ass) and the ysis part correlates to kidney dialysis, in which bad stuff is removed from the body. So "analysis" would pretty much mean "talking out of one's ass."

  * e.g.,  ... You can't spell analysis without anal 

 [ "Analysys" ]

1: When someone gives an answer or makes an observation, of an object, event or situation that has happened or could happen, covered in very good detail.

  * e.g.,  ... As Dani, Hassan and Leo were having a conversation, Dani was secretly trying to convince hassan to buy something from him, Leo spots this then tells the others of this observation which he has made. This is 'Analysys mode'. Dani comes into the house, pretending he is in a bad mood, while sitting and talking to Leo, Hassan picks up on Dani's movements and actions, he then analyzed the situation, then says Dani was faking the bad mood. This is analysis mode 

 [ "Analysis" ]

1: A stupid assignment that teachers and profs will give to you in an attempt to make you smarter.

  * e.g.,  ... "Please turn in the analysis at the end of the class period, and remember, it's all to make you smarter!" -My AP lang teacher. 

 [ "Analysy" ]

1: Adv. The act of being a douche especially: The act of douche baggery that involves the invention of words.

  * e.g.,  ... "Justin Seward was getting all analysy and shit, making up words again." 

 [ "Real Analysis" ]

1: High school calculus done right™️ As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.

  * e.g.,  ... Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time. 

 [ "Kowalski Analysis" ]

1: When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.

  * e.g.,  ... When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear. 

 [ "Analysis paralysis" ]

1: When someone thinks about doing something so much that they actually end up doing nothing at all. All thought no action

  * e.g.,  ... He was so confused on his project that he have himself Analysis paralysis and did even get started.