" deputy "

 [ "deputy" ]

1: A county employee who works twice as hard as municipal and state employees while earning less money. Also, a police officer who is not a dick like a trooper or a town clown

  * e.g.,  ... Town clown: Damn that deputy is doing all the work we should be doing! 

 [ "shoot the deputy" ]

1: What Bob Marley didn't do.

  * e.g.,  ... "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy" 

 [ "Deputy Dangles" ]

1: Extremely short, form-fitting shorts worn by a man, made popular by the "Reno:911" Character Lt. Dangle.

  * e.g.,  ... "Those Deputy Dangles he's got on don't leave much to the imagination." 

 [ "Deputy Dangles" ]

2: The male counterpart to Daisy Dukes, made popular by the "Dukes of Hazzard" character Daily Duke.

 [ "Deputy Dicknut" ]

1: Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner." 

 [ "Dirty Deputy" ]

1: When two men are simultaneously enjoying one woman and one of the two accidentally cums on the other guy. Thus you've shot the sheriff, so you are a Dirty Deputy.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom and Tim were getting her from both sides when all of a sudden Tom lost control and pulled a Dirty Deputy all over Tim. Tim wasn't sure whether to cry or to finish. 

 [ "Sheriff's Deputy" ]

1: (Also known as a "Deputy Sheriff") is a police officer, but instead of working for a city, they work for the county that surrounds it and is employed by a "sheriff" instead of a "chief". They're uniform is usually (at least on the US west coast) a tan/beige shirt with green or black pants with a star badge. They patrol rural and suburban areas that don't have their own police departments. They sometimes go into big cities but only to bring prisoners from the city jail to the county jail. They're usually the more chill cops but it always depends on where you live.

  * e.g.,  ... Example: 

 [ "Deputy's Voice" ]

1: the drunken state of mind in which you have no idea who or where you are. Usually accompanied by projectile vomit all over the bed that you unknowingly fall asleep in.

  * e.g.,  ... person1: 

 [ "deputy donut" ]

1: An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.

  * e.g.,  ... Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass! 

 [ "deputy donut" ]

2: ~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."

 [ "rock deputy" ]

1:  A person appointed or empowered to act in the name of Rock.

  * e.g.,  ... And Angus Young, acting Rock Deputy, brought Rock and Roll to the indiginous peoples of Greenland. 

 [ "rock deputy" ]

2:  A representative in a legislative body whose purpose is to bring Rock to the people.

 [ "Deputy Dan" ]

1: The Coolest Guy Ever

  * e.g.,  ... Deputy, Deputy , Deputy Dan, DAH