" helper "

 [ "helper" ]

1: someone who does nothing for you

  * e.g.,  ... a teacher's aid 

 [ "Helper" ]

1: A person who you treat like a bitch / maid but sugar coat them with the title helper so they are emotionally blackmailed into doing whatever you want them to.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh no! Luke has taken a dump on the floor! Tommy you can be my helper and clean that up whilst I will pop the kettle on! ;) 

 [ "helper shakeup" ]

1: When an elevator apprentice or group of elevator apprentice act as if they know anything and or everything causing the mechanics to "shake up" the help for a new, handsome and more respectful partner.

  * e.g.,  ... Fucking helper lost my 9/16" wrench again! Time for a "helper shakeup!" 

 [ "Helper Syndrome" ]

1: A deep-seated defect of character originating in childhood, resulting from incompetent parents who are most often addicts who have neglected the child’s emotional needs and caused the child to shoulder the bulk of the responsibility burden, making them the de facto parent.

  * e.g.,  ... Yup, I can thank my Helper Syndrome for making me a world class chef, an incomparable race car driver and not least, a highly lauded prison psychologist and behavioral researcher, all before I reached the age of 10. 

 [ "pony helper" ]

1:  young person who gives up their sunday afternoons to run round bushy park.

  * e.g.,  ... omg, charlotte is such a pony helper 

 [ "pony helper" ]

2:  someone who enjoys cake / hot chocolate / donuts

 [ "pony helper" ]

3:  a fat person

 [ "mushroom helper" ]

1: A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.

  * e.g.,  ... Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper. 

 [ "Helper's Syndrome" ]

1: Miscommunication when a friend's attempt to comfort another (i.e. after a break-up) instead blames that person for being a dofus choosing poorly.

  * e.g.,  ... Helper's Syndrome caused Sanna to call my ex's "psychos" after I broke up. My girls aren't "psychos." 

 [ "handburglar helper" ]

1: Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper. 

 [ "pipefitter helper" ]

1: A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon 

 [ "Clamburger Helper" ]

1: The process of shooting Sperm over the vaginalclam area before going down on a girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Katie and I made Clamburger Helper last night.