" procurator "

 [ "Procurer" ]

1: A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

  * e.g.,  ... "Did your...procurer...hit you?" 

 [ "procure" ]

1: Obtain something especially with care or effort.

  * e.g.,  ... Food procured for the rebels 

 [ "Procure" ]

1: The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

  * e.g.,  ... "After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured." 

 [ "Procurement" ]

1: A professional method to curing people.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner. 

 [ "Procurement dickhead" ]

1: A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

  * e.g.,  ... Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads. 

 [ "Procurative void" ]

1: Often referred as void, is the feeling of deep loss, craving, nostalgia, boredom and sadness one can feel after experiencing life by procuration (through book, movies, games, music...) It can be quite impactful on adolescent still searching the meaning in life and can cause uncertainty on one's self-worth This feeling can last up to a few months depending on your sensibility

  * e.g.,  ... A: man I just finished Eragon. I feel so useless... I want a dragon so much.