" presiding "

 [ "The President" ]

1: That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces... Hem hem

  * e.g.,  ... Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them... 

 [ "president" ]

1: Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.

  * e.g.,  ... George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake. 

 [ "Presidant" ]

1: The female version of the President. A Female President...A Presidant!

  * e.g.,  ... I wonder if in 4 years Kamala Harris will become the first Presidant of the United States. 

 [ "president" ]

1: political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.

  * e.g.,  ... man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault. 

 [ "The President" ]

1: a very stupid person who runs the most powerful country in the world

  * e.g.,  ... my brother, George W. Bush 

 [ "presidenting" ]

1: The act of being a president

  * e.g.,  ... Obama is currently presidenting 

 [ "The President" ]

1: a fucking idiot that makes up words

  * e.g.,  ... A pack of tic-tacs can run the US better than DUBYA. 

 [ "president" ]

1: The patriarch of dumbasses skilled in the art of bullshitting

  * e.g.,  ... Bush took his position of president to a new level 

 [ "President" ]

1: A person that lies.

  * e.g.,  ... Clinton,Bush, etc. 

 [ "president" ]

1: Individual at the top of food chain in a government structure. Attracts interns. Notifies Presidential Staff of attractive females in vicinity.