" cumbers "

 [ "Cumbered" ]

1: To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

  * e.g.,  ... Nick really Cumbered Jake 

 [ "cumber" ]

1: cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

  * e.g.,  ... I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better. 

 [ "Cumber" ]

1: A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today? 

 [ "cumber" ]

1: A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

  * e.g.,  ... Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends. 

 [ "cumbering" ]

1: cumbering someone's batch

  * e.g.,  ... as in... Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe? 

 [ "cumbering" ]

2: meaning

  * e.g.,  ... Female: Sure, babe. 

 [ "cumbering" ]

3: erotically touching someone's genitalia

 [ "Cumber" ]

1: When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

  * e.g.,  ... hey dude wanna come to my cumber party? 

 [ "Cumber" ]

1: A Deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!" 

 [ "cumber" ]

1: A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts." 

 [ "Cooch-Cumber" ]

1: When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.

  * e.g.,  ... Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim? 

 [ "Q-cumbers" ]

1: The people that worship the partisan droppings of a Political swami named The Oracle Q-anon. They have obsessed about imaginary pedophilia, even swapping provocative pics of kids, yet they have never even helped one kid. These perverted Q-cumbers are planning executions and Civil War. they think Donald Trump is fighting a war with the "deep state."

  * e.g.,  ... Don't feel bad if those commenters falsely called you a pedophile, they're Q-cumbers!