" cleavers "

 [ "Cleaver" ]

1: A person, usually male who always 'dogs' the boys. A cleaver will always choose girls over his friends, and will never fail to let down ones closest to him/her.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Jack, that Harry is a total Cleaver! 

 [ "Cleaver" ]

1: Can occasionally be slang for vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a lot of cleaver back in college. 

 [ "Cleavers" ]

1: A term used for mocking someone with a large cleavage.

  * e.g.,  ... Macy: " ... " 

 [ "cleaver" ]

1: a tall, scythe wielding character from the skulduggery pleasant series of books. the usually wear gray robes with a helmet that hides their face. they are total bad asses and are completely silent.

  * e.g.,  ... the three cleavers left silently to distract the several thousand hollow men. the knew they went to their deaths, but it was what they had to do if the mission was going to be completed 

 [ "Cleaver" ]

1: A child who enjoys to commit random acts of greatness, always shows flamingness, and is just plain out smart

  * e.g.,  ... look at the kid throwing rocks at cars, like spot the cleaver one. 

 [ "cleaver" ]

1: A way to say "cleavage" without actually saying it. Especially when you're making fun of someone. To be really annoying you drag out the "cle" so you go CLEEEE-ver.

  * e.g.,  ... Ha ha, you had some serious cleaver in that video! 

 [ "Cleaver" ]

1: A sassy girl that is super smart yet makes silly mistakes

  * e.g.,  ... She's such a Cleaver, she spelled Ukrainian with one "I" 

 [ "Dan Cleavered" ]

1: Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol

  * e.g.,  ... "How was last night" 

 [ "Meat Cleavered" ]

1: To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

  * e.g.,  ... Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob. 

 [ "beaver cleaver" ]

1: Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."