" machetes "

 [ "Machete" ]

1: A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

  * e.g.,  ... I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete 

 [ "machete" ]

1: spanish word for fucking big ass knife

  * e.g.,  ... dude isnt that fucking big ass knife you have a machete 

 [ "Machete" ]

1: a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete 

 [ "macheted" ]

1: To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom. 

 [ "Machete" ]

1: Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete? Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits! 

 [ "machete" ]

1: A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

  * e.g.,  ... Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict 

 [ "machete" ]

1: Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

  * e.g.,  ... *Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out* 

 [ "machete" ]

1: A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain

  * e.g.,  ... did you know jason has a machete 

 [ "Macheteable" ]

1: Able to be, or have been, disected, chopped, sliced or in any other way totally fucked by a machete.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, you tree, you look extremely macheteable" 

 [ "Machete" ]

1: After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!