" bodkins "

 [ "Bodkins" ]

1: someone with a small hairy body, with large nipples and an anal passage the size of a toaster.

  * e.g.,  ... your mums bodkins mate. 

 [ "Bodkin" ]

1: A large cock

  * e.g.,  ... "I don’t know what his name was, but due to his massive cock size I can tell he’s a bodkin" 

 [ "Bodkin" ]

1: Bodkin

  * e.g.,  ... Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife? 

 [ "Bodkin" ]

2: A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

  * e.g.,  ... Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin. 

 [ "Bodkin" ]

3: Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.

  * e.g.,  ... Loser #1: Looks like a knife to me motherfucker. 

 [ "bodkin" ]

1: A mysterious object feared throughout the ghetto due to its massive powers of evil and corruption

  * e.g.,  ... I Will strike u down with my mysterious object known as a bodkin 

 [ "Bodkin" ]

1: A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

  * e.g.,  ... Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife? 

 [ "Bodkin" ]

2: Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.

  * e.g.,  ... Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin. 

 [ "Bodkin" ]

1: A miniutre sized creature who dwells in small spaces and detests physical affection.

  * e.g.,  ... Nidhi is a Bodkin, she is small, enjoys compact spaces and does not engage willingly in physical contact. 

 [ "God's bodkin" ]

1: Taken from Shakespeare's "Hamlet," this phrase can be used in place of explitives or other exclamations to show one's dissapointment, or frustration.

  * e.g.,  ... God's Bodkin man! Why did you just do that HORRIBLE AWFUL BAD WRONG thing?! 

 [ "batch of bodkins" ]

1: noisy dormroom neighbors that have sex so loud you can hear them clapping from the bathroom

  * e.g.,  ... I was trying to do my makeup this afternoon and that batch of bodkins down the hall kept distracting me. 

 [ "odds bodkins" ]

1: A term used by Georgia Nicolson, a very hilarious, somewhat imaginary British girl. Means something is exceptionally strange. Plus, it's just fun to say.

  * e.g.,  ... She had freakishly large hands. They just sort of flopped about like a pair of fish being suffocated. It was odds bodkins. 

 [ "Bodkin" ]

1: Low-level crime.

  * e.g.,  ... Was be bodkin behind truck..