" bayonets "

 [ "Bayonet" ]

1: A knife of sorts which is attached to the barrel of a gun. Used extensivly in wars with single shot weapons (i.e. Revolutionary War, American Civil War, ect...)

  * e.g.,  ... The current issue bayonet is the M9 multipurpose bayonet. 

 [ "bayonet" ]

1: To finish off any wounded soldier (half-empty beer) after the conclusion of a party.

  * e.g.,  ... Yaniv: FUCK YES! Fez: What is it? Yaniv: I FOUND A WOUNDED SOLDIER! Keenan: Bayonet that shit! 

 [ "bayonet" ]

1: penis

  * e.g.,  ... He will conquer new lands with his bayonet 

 [ "bayonet" ]

2: especially a large one

 [ "spanish bayonet" ]

1: take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)

  * e.g.,  ... I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet" 

 [ "bayonetting the wounded" ]

1: (verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

  * e.g.,  ... I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again. 

 [ "bayonetting the wounded" ]

2: Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

 [ "bayonetting the wounded" ]

3: As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.

 [ "Beef Bayonet" ]

1: The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.

  * e.g.,  ... The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet. 

 [ "horses and bayonets" ]

1: Barack Obama's flippant reponse to Mitt Romney's complaint during their third televised debate (October 22, 2012) that the U.S. Navy had fewer battleships than at any time since 191 Obama's remark that the military has fewer "horses and bayonets, too" makes an analogy that measuring battleships (as opposed to aircraft carriers) is an archaic metric of military power, in much the same way that measuring "horses and bayonets" would no longer indicate an army's might. (NB: Marines are still issued bayonets.)

  * e.g.,  ... "The Navy has fewer battleships than at any time since 1917." "The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world." 

 [ "gillette bayonet" ]

1: a name of a kind of prison shank made out of melting a disposable razor blade into a toothbrush or pen with the cutting edge of the blade exposed. used primarily for inflicting injury by slashing other than stabbing.

  * e.g.,  ... in the episode cutting edge of the tv series oz, Miguel Alvarez shanks Jorge Vasquez by cutting his throat with a gillette bayonet. 

 [ "Turkish Bayonet" ]

1: when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass

  * e.g.,  ... alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet. 

 [ "rusty bayonet" ]

1: when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your "gun" for close combat action.

  * e.g.,  ... "i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i'v never taken it in the butt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet"