" harpoons "

 [ "The Harpoons" ]

1: That which must be manned. Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons. Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.

  * e.g.,  ... *an obese, obnoxious woman enters room* Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!! Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!! Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once! *battle ensues* 

 [ "Harpoon" ]

1: A harmonica (southern argot/slang?)

  * e.g.,  ... "Me & Bobby Mcgee" (1st verse): 

 [ "Harpoons" ]

1: When something is wild or crazy

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that brawl last night? Yea, that shit was Harpoons dude! 

 [ "harpooner" ]

1: a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)

  * e.g.,  ... Harpooner love fat chic 

 [ "harpooning" ]

1: -The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.

  * e.g.,  ... Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night. 

 [ "harpooning" ]

2: The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

  * e.g.,  ... Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license 

 [ "Harpoon" ]

1: To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:

  * e.g.,  ... Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder. 

 [ "Harpoon" ]

2: Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.

  * e.g.,  ... I know... probably couldn't find her vagina. 

 [ "harpoon" ]

1: For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

  * e.g.,  ... Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with." 

 [ "harpooned" ]

1: It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned. 

 [ "Harpoon" ]

1:  Weapon used for killing whales.

  * e.g.,  ...  Lets harpoon that whale! 

 [ "Harpoon" ]

2:  Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.

  * e.g.,  ...  Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons? 

 [ "harpoon" ]

1: a syringe to shoot drugs

  * e.g.,  ... this things so dull its like stabbin my arm(neck?)w/ a harpoon