" shafts "

 [ "Shaft/Shafte" ]

1: A word that can mean literally anything, but is most commonly an insult used against another person. Can also be called Shafte (Shaft-EE)

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "You are such a Shaft/Shafte." 

 [ "Shafted" ]

1: To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend - “How do you think you did on that calculus test?” Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.” 

 [ "Shaft" ]

1: Dick head supporter

  * e.g.,  ... Balls S H A F T Head I love shaft 

 [ "Shafted" ]

1: Ripped off, cheated, treated most unfairly by people or even just by fate...

  * e.g.,  ... Shark Island were the biggest band in LA in the 80's, every band copied their style, their moves, everything. Axl Rose ripped off a lot of Richard Black's (Shark Island singer) moves and got famous with them. Yep, Shark Island got well and truly shafted! 

 [ "Shafted" ]

2: The story of Shark Island!

 [ "shafted" ]

1: Getting screwed out of a deal

  * e.g.,  ... We got shafted out of leaving early 

 [ "the shaft" ]

1:  Originating in Old Europe during the Middle Ages, where burial space was often in short supply throughout many communities. To maximize use of space in many cemetaries, the dead were often buried in a 6 foot vertical shaft, rather than the usual horizontal grave position. The vertical position was considered less socially respectable. Thereafter the term began to mean poor treatment given to someone in such a way that demeans him or affirms second hand status as a citizen.

  * e.g.,  ... When they fired Bob, they gave him the shaft. 

 [ "the shaft" ]

2: In communities that had active, but hidden, homosexual communities, the phrase took on a second meaning in double entendre, referring to the humiliating prospect of having to bend over, grab one's ankles, and recieve painful anal intercourse from someone who is overly aggressive and abusive.

 [ "the shaft" ]

1: Everything bad in life.

  * e.g.,  ... Jerry always gets the shaft. 

 [ "the shaft" ]

2: Often one gets the shaft, meaning that they were utterly screwed over in life.

 [ "Shaft" ]

1: 1) An insult given to a person who acts like a pure bellend and you want to be subtle about it. 2) the stem of a penis

  * e.g.,  ... Patty: look at my new trackies, there well shiny my mummy bought them from JD Cammy lad: your a fucking Shaft!! 

 [ "A-shaft" ]

1:  when something exceedingly bad or negative happens to you, you respond by exclaiming "A-shaft!"

  * e.g.,  ... joe: i just got a 30% on my final, a car ran over my bike and my mother and two sister's are in the hospital. 

 [ "A-shaft" ]

2:  when you are forced into doing something you do not want to do, similar to forcedown

  * e.g.,  ... bob: A-shaft! (or "that's an A-shaft") 

 [ "shaft" ]

1: To get screwed over.

  * e.g.,  ... I got shafted when I went to the mall to buy my clothes.