" injuries "

 [ "injurious" ]

1: used to describe a fantasy basketball or football team which contains at least 4 or 5 players who are currently or constantly injured. Can also be applied to a real sports team.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, that fool has Marcus Camby, Andrei Kirilenko, Emeka Okafor and TJ Ford on his fantasy team, his team injurious as hell. 

 [ "Injury" ]

1: Damage done to a body part that results in it being broken.

  * e.g.,  ... This rash is not an injury. 

 [ "Injury" ]

1: Pain to the body, commonly caused by ping pong. or other fuckin EXTREME ports !!! yeah dude!

  * e.g.,  ... When Devin is getting beat by a better player or when Daniel gets raped by Andrew in ping pong thats and injury 

 [ "resort injury" ]

1: The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.

  * e.g.,  ... Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster. 

 [ "insult to injury" ]

1: to contribute more pain to something that has already been damaged

  * e.g.,  ... Too add insult to injury the kids laugh at the boy who fell down the steps. 

 [ "self-injury" ]

1: The act of deliberately inflicting harm on ones own body without suicidal intent or plans of bodily modification (eg. piercing your ears isn't self-injury). Typically self-injury is practiced to block mental pain with physical pain, or to provide the self-injurer with something that they can feel if they are emotionally numb. Common forms of self-injury include cutting with a sharp object such as a razor or a knife, burning (with an open flame, chemicals, a heated object (technically, this is branding, not burning), or friction from rubbing with an object such as a pencil erasor), scratching or scraping, and hitting (whether with ones own hands or another object).

  * e.g.,  ... Although it is sometimes misinterpreted as a suicide attempt, self-injury is actually a coping mechanism used to deal with powerful negative feelings and prevent suicide. 

 [ "injury fetish" ]

1: A strong attraction to broken bones, sprains, fractures, crutches, wheelchairs, ect. It is NOT the same as a sadist, these people do not cause or wish to cause harm. They're just turned on by it. An injury fetish is usaully harmless.

  * e.g.,  ... He looked so sexy after he broke his leg and was in a llc, we were fucking all night. 

 [ "injury prone" ]

1: Often sustaining injuries.

  * e.g.,  ... Dagm: Why is Vidic captain of Manchester United? Why not Ferdinand? 

 [ "Coldplay Injury" ]

1: When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.

  * e.g.,  ... Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed." 

 [ "skeet injury" ]

1: Any form of injury suffered by a female during the act of sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Rachel got a skeet injury when Bill shot her in the eye. 

 [ "skeet injury" ]

2: Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.