" worker "

 [ "worker" ]

1: Someone who arrives late, leaves early and does as little as possible in between.

  * e.g.,  ... Peterson is a most annoying worker. He shows up at 10, leaves at 4 and takes a 2-hour lunchbreak. 

 [ "worker" ]

1: A derogatory term used to describe an annoying person. Also related to retard and twat

  * e.g.,  ... Shut up you worker!  

 [ "No-worker;" ]

1: a person that YOU work next to; one that does no work and gets paid with no blame

  * e.g.,  ... My "No-worker;" is here today an I am behind in my work as usual. 

 [ "No-worker;" ]

2: one that comes to work with no shame and does nothing

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that no-worker, he just dressed for work. 

 [ "No-worker;" ]

3: an employee that does some work but mainly surfs the internet

 [ "No-worker;" ]

4: lazy}; Criss Angel;

 [ "will worker" ]

1: A person capable of manipulating the universe without the need of magickal implements, using just their "will" and their mind.

  * e.g.,  ... He just thought about it and it happened, he must be a will worker. 

 [ "Workers Decompensation" ]

1: When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

  * e.g.,  ... Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation. 

 [ "Government Worker" ]

1: An oxymoron.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!" Man 2: "She must be a government worker." 

 [ "Council Worker" ]

1: The job that all bogans do when they wake up to themselves that living off the dole has it's drawbacks. Bogans also work for the local council because they know that they can still be bludgers because of the council workers' pack mentality of being lazy.

  * e.g.,  ... How many council workers does it take to fix a light bulb? That's right! 

 [ "Dope worker" ]

1: A dope worker is a person that basically hangs around and works as long as you supply them dope.

  * e.g.,  ... I think I seen him at the dope house, he is a dope worker there. 

 [ "Light Worker" ]

1: A Light Worker is a person who was placed on this Earth for a reason. Their reason for being placed on Mother Earth is to bring light wherever they may go. Every Light Workers usually had a very rough upbringing. They have experienced trauma, and hurt. This trauma and hurt was simply their training for their destiny. In order to understand the way out of the darkness, one must live in the darkness. Light Workers experience life in the darkness. Unfortunately, some do not always find their way out. (addiction/suicide/murder/mental illness) Every potential Light Worker hears the call to duty. Their intuition will let them know that they have a serious duty here on Earth. Some listen, some ignore. Those who listen must first heal themselves, and once completely healed and spiritually whole, they can then help others. Light Workers will save the world in the darkest of times. They know the way out. They will never stop working towards positive change, spiritual growth, and a society that is far less shallow and a lot more loving. Light Workers are people you feel pull towards, they are the people you take advantage of if you happen to be a user. Beware, though.. they never allow disloyalty for long. Their growth game is strong. They are the future of this world.

  * e.g.,  ... She/He has been through a lot. They have over come all of their obstacles and they always lend a helping hand to those who need them. He/she is a light worker, he/she helps heal others everywhere they go. 

 [ "Lush-worker" ]

1: A thief who specializes in robbing drunks on the subway.

  * e.g.,  ... Subway Mike was a skillful lush-worker, so well known to the subway squad, spent half of his time doing the five-twenty-nine for jostling.