" researcher "

 [ "Research" ]

1: Porn

  * e.g.,  ... What's her name? 

 [ "Research" ]

1: To watch youtube videos made by some self-appointed, conspiracy of the month guru, that align with your already fantastical world view. The closer these videos are to what you already believe the better and any divergence in thought is viewed with deep suspicion. Reading actual scientific papers and websites is never research since they may contain weird symbols known as math (most likely is some kind of satanic script) and everyone knows all scientists work for the Illuminati anyway.

  * e.g.,  ... I researched flat earth enough to know it is true and you're not going to convince me otherwise. 

 [ "for research" ]

1: When you're gonna Jack it but don't wanna out right mention it

  * e.g.,  ... "What's her name... for research?" 

 [ "research" ]

1: To become an expert on something after having done a Google search and 10 minutes reading on the internet.

  * e.g.,  ... Doctor, I have eczema. I've done some research and I'm sure it's from heavy metal poisoning from the mercury in my filings. 

 [ "Research" ]

1: saying your going to wank but discreetly

  * e.g.,  ... person A: im going to do some research person B: well clean up afterwords you disgusting basterd 

 [ "Research" ]

1: Increasingly, research seems to be showing that in most cases people's beliefs have little to do with the weight of the evidence.

  * e.g.,  ... Increasing "research?" What does "increasingly" mean? 

 [ "Research" ]

1: see: wikipedia

  * e.g.,  ... I was doing some "research" on 17th century painters last night. 

 [ "The Research" ]

1: The Research is an indie pop band from Wakefield, England. The lead singer is Russell "the disaster" who is hilarious and never seen without his baseball cap over his wild hair. He performs using a old Casio keyboard balanced on his knee. 2 girls make up the band- a bass player and a drummer. Most songs are based around failed relationships.

  * e.g.,  ... Indie t-shirt: "Hip to The Research" 

 [ "Research" ]

1: Discreet term, or code name, for a session of 'hows your father'

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to do some "research" before i go to sleep 

 [ "research" ]

1: To enter search phrases into google until you find information that reinforces your preconcieved prejudice.

  * e.g.,  ... Do your research, and you might wake up to the fact that reptilian humanoids are manufacturing genetically modified vaccines in their FEMA death camps and injecting aborted human fetus tissue in Pumpkin Spice lattes so the toxins make your brains mushier and easy to slurp through a straw.