" employee "

 [ "employee" ]

1: A girl at Tim Horton's that chews her gum with her mouth open and is talking on the phone constantly she is often accompanied by a guy named Chad

  * e.g.,  ... that employee just tossed my salad 

 [ "employee" ]

1: incredibly lame; stupid; unoriginal; out of touch with culture or fashion

  * e.g.,  ... Jared: Did you see that boss kickflip! 

 [ "Employee" ]

1: People who had sold their time, individuality and soul to an institution that use them like disposable batteries while paying them just enough to survive, not a dollar more. Their lives can be pretty much summarized in a few lines:

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: bro I'm feeling miserable at work, what to do? 

 [ "Employee" ]

2: They wake up to the sound of alarm, skip breakfast, commute in unbearable traffic (and for some in shitty weather conditions) while worried about not making it on time and being reprimanded, sit on their desk (the same they had been sitting for years/decades) 8 hours a day while doing some useless repetitive tasks that even a kid with down syndrome can do, respect office politics and smile to people they hate just to abide by the "etiquette". Then they go back home in the same soul-crushing traffic, eat, watch TV, and sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 2: dude just quit and start your own business 

 [ "Employee" ]

3: This same routine is EXACTLY followed by them for 5 days a week - for the rest of their lives. The main reasons they endure this hell are:

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: but what if I fail? 

 [ "Employee" ]

4: - They take zero risk to change their situation and prefer to stay in their comfort zone

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 2: and what if you succeed? you'll be your own boss, sleep whenever you want, wake up whenever you want, and take vacations as much as you want! 

 [ "Employee" ]

5: - They are brainwashed and believe this is the only way how life should be

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: hmm.. I don't know.. but I guess I'll stay at my job. I can't risk being unable to pay for my mortgage, loans, kids toys, wife's hairdresser... 

 [ "Employee" ]

6: - They want to indulge in consumerism and buy useless stuff since they are not free to spend it on useful life experiences. For example they can't travel because the time spent in the plane would be longer than their weekend.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 2: ok ok shut up! you're just a typical employee 

 [ "Employee" ]

7: - They got married and have kids to feed and buy iPads for.

 [ "Employee" ]

8: - They have a mortgage PS: most of them are also brown nosers

 [ "Employee" ]

1: A slave with a paycheck.

  * e.g.,  ... I am an employee of my boss. 

 [ "Employeeitis" ]

1:  A person who can't stand their job, day in and day out, they are bored to death and body starts to go in to convulsions. Brain cells starts to die from lack job satisfaction which brings on employeeitis.

  * e.g.,  ... "After two hours of work and share boredum, Brandon started suffering signs of employeeitis." 

 [ "Employees" ]

1: People who work

  * e.g.,  ... These are my employees 

 [ "employees" ]

1: Groups of people at the workplace who engage in the means of production by providing labor to the employer. In return for their hard work, the employees receive pay and benefits while the employer makes a profit which allows the employees to continue to earn income which they spend in other places allowing other people to remain employees and their employers make a profit which allows those employees to earn income which they spend in other places ....

  * e.g.,  ... Employees make the world go around. 

 [ "Ave employees" ]

1: Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*

  * e.g.,  ... The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches. 

 [ "Zara Employee" ]

1: They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee 

 [ "Employee Status" ]

1: Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow that guy is such a fucking loser. Employee status for life.