" sidewinder "

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: to take a shit in a urinal

  * e.g.,  ... That place dissed me so I left a "sidewinder" in the men's room. 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: aka. crabwalker, moonwalker, mc beardcomb, pussymagnet the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male

  * e.g.,  ... ahahahahahaha u lot see mc crabwalker slipslide his way over to the bin What a GOON that sidewinder 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

2: he kinda asian doe

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: a guy who blow-dries his hair, wears armani jeans, has sex with his bike, kicks people in the throat and sends videos and pictures of himself jacking off to girls. Has a sideways dick. pretty much a flamer. CPAGS.

  * e.g.,  ... yo sidewinder, saw your vid! 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: a high pitched fart, much like a bottle rocket shooting off.

  * e.g.,  ... Tad was hoping slip a fart off at work that would be subtle, to his suprise it was a noisy sidewinder. 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: (n.)

  * e.g.,  ... Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort. 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

2: The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.

  * e.g.,  ... Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.  

 [ "sidewinder" ]

3: The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.

 [ "sidewinder" ]

4: Also:

 [ "sidewinder" ]

5: To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.

 [ "sidewinder" ]

6: This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: To copulate with a stoma (colostomy hole)

  * e.g.,  ... this place is hotter than a bunch of sidewinders in a colostomy ward! 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy 1: "She looked pretty good from over here..." 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.

  * e.g.,  ... Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick? 

 [ "sidewinder" ]

1: A really fuckin cold planet

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, Sidewinder is really fuckin cold!