" cruncher "

 [ "cruncher" ]

1: n.- an object that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces

  * e.g.,  ...  God damnit Mikey, ever since you threw those Oreos everywhere there are little crunchers all over the place. 

 [ "cruncher" ]

2: v.- the act of crumbling or crunching something up into little pieces.

  * e.g.,  ...  If you don't pick up those Oreos right now I'm gonna cruncher your ass. 

 [ "cruncher" ]

3: adj.- used to describe something that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces.

  * e.g.,  ...  God damnit Mikey, those Cheese-its you put in my pillow case are all cruncher now. 

 [ "cruncher" ]

4: v.- the act of kicking somebody's ass because they did something stupid.

 [ "cruncher" ]

1: Short for "granola cruncher"

  * e.g.,  ... Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius? 

 [ "cruncher" ]

1: To take a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher. 

 [ "cruncher" ]

1: Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

  * e.g.,  ... Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice! 

 [ "cruncher" ]

1: a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

  * e.g.,  ... ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!! 

 [ "Cruncher" ]

1: Older person whose bones crack and creak as they move.

  * e.g.,  ... Can’t believe I am kinda attracted to that Cruncher who beat us in ping pong. 

 [ "Cruncher" ]

1: An enthusiast and volunteer participating in one or more large public distributed computing projects (eg SETI@home).

  * e.g.,  ... "The stats show that DataMuncher501 is no longer an active cruncher" 

 [ "crunchers" ]

1: crunchers are a mans balls

  * e.g.,  ... a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers 

 [ "Cruncher" ]

1: Ugly wench, people who you'd rather break into a million pieces than touch.

  * e.g.,  ... She's a cruncher. 

 [ "Cruncher" ]

1: To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

  * e.g.,  ... Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes 

 [ "Cruncher" ]

2: My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.