" constrictor "

 [ "Foa Constrictor" ]

1: A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice. 

 [ "broa constrictor" ]

1: A bro who likes to hug other bros.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, Kyle can't stop hugging me. I think he's a broa constrictor." 

 [ "broa constrictor" ]

1: A bro who incessantly takes all the fun out of brotivities and totally ignores brotocol.

  * e.g.,  ... David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies" Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies" David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!" 

 [ "bowl constrictor" ]

1: a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.

  * e.g.,  ... double flusher dookie deuce dump poop pooh doo-doo turd poo caca bowl constrictor 

 [ "boa constrictor" ]

1: A snake that is orignally from Central and south America. Many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that albino Boa Constrictor, that bitch is SICK!!! 

 [ "boner constrictor" ]

1: a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.

  * e.g.,  ... Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well. 

 [ "bowel constrictor" ]

1: an agent of constipation or stress.

  * e.g.,  ... ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core. 

 [ "Boa Constrictor" ]

1: This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me. 

 [ "BOA constrictor" ]

1: A bank that nickels and dimes its customers and finds every way they can do get money out of them, especially the poor.

  * e.g.,  ... I am planning to get my money out of the BOA constrictor fast and put it in a credit union as soon as possible before they take it. 

 [ "poa constrictor" ]

1: This is a person who either consciously or unconsciously constricts the spiritual development of others due to treating others and oneself as a mere pile of atoms (see poa). This is a double pun as both a play on the phrase "boa constrictor" and the more subtle pun that such a snake inhibits breathing of the victim. Breath is known in Greek as "pneuma" and is synonymous with "spirit".

  * e.g.,  ... She showed herself to be a poa constrictor when she never offered any positive assessment to the fledgling spiritual questions asked by her children.