" ports "

 [ "ports" ]

1: short for the ciggarette New Ports

  * e.g.,  ... common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya.. 

 [ "ports" ]

1: pants that are to long to be shorts or shorts that are to short to be pants

  * e.g.,  ... I made my pants into ports 

 [ "ports" ]

2: also see shants

 [ "port to port" ]

1: A male who doesnt care who or where he puts his penis so long as he gets off.

  * e.g.,  ... Sailors are dirty beggers they put around port to port. 

 [ "port" ]

1: Short for Newport, which is a brand of cigarette.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn I'm feenin.. you gotta port? 

 [ "Ported" ]

1: When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.

  * e.g.,  ... Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours? Caroline: Sure man. Rob: Thanks Caroline: Lol, you just got ported. 

 [ "Port" ]

1: In rowing terms, port can refer to a rower whose oar is on the left side of the boat. Ports are generally less attractive and powerful than their counterparts, starboards, and do not contribute nearly as much to the speed of the boat as starboards do. This is most likely because starboards are genetically superior due to the fact that when a champion mates with another champ (ahhhh), a starboard is born.

  * e.g.,  ... Starboard1: "Wow Kate is so hot and amazing at rowing, I can't believe that she's a port." 

 [ "Port" ]

2: Studies have shown that port rowers are 30% more likely than starboards to fail in areas outside of rowing and are also 13% less likely to find true happiness or fulfillment in life.

  * e.g.,  ... Starboard2: "Actually, that's because Kate is a starboard!" 

 [ "port" ]

1: To move something to another version.

  * e.g.,  ... I ported the mod from Invision Power Board to vBulletin. 

 [ "Port" ]

1: Short for Newport, a menthol cigarette that is popular because it is known to boost your high when you smoke weed.

  * e.g.,  ... Stoner 1:"Hey, can I bum a cigarette?" 

 [ "porte" ]

1: Pronounced “Port ay” A wholeeee bitch. Porte the kinda guy that plays PC and sucks at it. He’s the kinda guy that would say “All these games and you still played me.” He wishes he could be an Aguilar

  * e.g.,  ... Porte: Dang My K/D is a 0.01 

 [ "Porting" ]

1: Used to describe when content from one video-game is converted over to another. This is considered illegal, as it is seen as giving away free game content to people who might not own the game. See warez.

  * e.g.,  ... Nerd 1: Hmm, this shotgun sound from Half-Life 2 will go perfect in Fallout 3! Then, when it's done, I'll put it up for download on my favorite site! Nerd 2: You can't do that, that's porting!