" lagoons "

 [ "lagoon" ]

1: shenanigans

  * e.g.,  ... "We totally lagooned Toby with that blow up sheep on his doorstep! Hope he doesn't call the police!" 

 [ "Lagoon" ]

1: noun

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Cheb, look at that lagoon over there; let us make haste to rid our memory of that forsaken soul." 

 [ "Lagoon" ]

2: a person relating to those whose origin is the so cal city of laguna beach. Fake, trend-follower, as shallow as my little brother's kiddie pool.

 [ "Lagoon" ]

3: male: hollister model wannabe

 [ "Lagoon" ]

4: female: fake-baked barbie, O.C. style

 [ "Lagoon" ]

1: sexual position where one bends oneself into the shape of an "E". This must be done in a standing postion.

  * e.g.,  ... "Can you believe we walked in on steph and rob lagooning last night?" 

 [ "blue lagoon" ]

1: A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

  * e.g.,  ... Gas Station Manager: 

 [ "Coon Lagoon" ]

1: A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.

  * e.g.,  ... Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon. 

 [ "Black Lagoon" ]

1: Possibly one of the most bitchin' animes ever made. The story follows a team of pirates/mercenaries known as Lagoon Company, who smuggle goods in and around the seas of Southeast Asia in the 1990s Their base of operations is located in the fictional city of Roanapur in Thailand, and they transport goods in the PT boat Black Lagoon. When on land, they move around and conduct business using Benny's Pontiac GTO. Lagoon Company does business with various clients, but has a particularly friendly relationship with the Russian crime syndicate Hotel Moscow. The team takes on a variety of missions—which may involve violent firefights, hand-to-hand combat, and nautical battles—in various Southeast Asian locations and when not doing much, the members of the Lagoon Company spend much of their down time at The Yellow Flag, a bar in Roanapur.

  * e.g.,  ... Have you seen Black Lagoon? 

 [ "Black Lagoon" ]

2: This anime can be seen as a darker Cowboy Bebop with higher shorts on the girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Yes, yes I have. 

 [ "Friendship Lagoon" ]

1: A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

  * e.g.,  ... Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?" Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon." 

 [ "white lagoon" ]

1: When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon. 

 [ "soap lagoon" ]

1: another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen

  * e.g.,  ... I might head to the soap lagoon once my shifts over, I need to blow off some steam 

 [ "lagoon creature" ]

1: Noun - A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

  * e.g.,  ...  Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked. 

 [ "lagoon creature" ]

2:  A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

  * e.g.,  ...  Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.