" firths "

 [ "Firthing" ]

1: Firthing is the act of hanging around the object of your affections looking intense but never actually telling them how you feel. The term is named for Colin Firth who played Mr. Darcy in a film adaption of Pride and Prejudice and spent a lot of time "firthing."

  * e.g.,  ... Rather than just tell her crush how she felt, Rebecca chose instead to spend the entire party firthing in his general vicinity. 

 [ "Firthed" ]

1: To be the innocent bystander or victim of an explosion, either pyrotechnic or as the result of an instantaneous release of pressure, ie. a pressurised vessel bursting.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Whatever's the matter? You look awful.', 'I'm sorry. on the way to work I was firthed!' 'My god. I've been firthed!' 

 [ "Firth" ]

1: The process of being penetrated in the booty hole while giving birth.

  * e.g.,  ... Christopher is a firth baby. 

 [ "Firthed" ]

1: When you kiss a girl with your mouth barely open and show no emotion or build intensity. Maybe you have learned Portuguese in the process. Made famous by Colin Firth in all of his movies.

  * e.g.,  ... Yah, I got “firthed” last night... 

 [ "Firth" ]

1: a bacterial disease

  * e.g.,  ... skinny white boy who looks like he has down syndrome = firth 

 [ "Firth" ]

1: Puss-filled bubble, usually located around the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo, is that Firth in that Chevy?" 

 [ "Firth" ]

1: A derivative of filth. Meaning lower than specks of dust on your shoes.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that is pure firth! 

 [ "david firth" ]

1: A very talented animator out out of Britain. Works include the cult phenomenton, "salad fingers" as well as the controversial "milkman." You may also know him from his newest series, "spoilsbury toast boy."

  * e.g.,  ... Have you seen David Firth's brilliant new animation? 

 [ "colin firth" ]

1: Very hot british actor. Very talented. NOT old. The best Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

  * e.g.,  ... "Pride and Prejudice is such a good movie!" 

 [ "Colin Firth" ]

1: Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)

  * e.g.,  ... "I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!" 

 [ "Colin Firth" ]

2: Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"

  * e.g.,  ... "Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"